The Eggplant disavows any similarity between its reporting services and those of The Onion

“We’ve increased taxes, upped the minimum wage, mothballed the Keystone pipeline, paid people not to work - I just don’t get why more people aren’t working

President Obama says he is puzzled that the percentage of adult Americans who are not working or looking for work now stands at 62.8%, a 36-year low and down more than 3 percentage points since late 2007, according to the Labor Department’s May employment report.